Simp Story

You wake up, adrift at sea with no memory of where you are or how you got there. ...or, anything else it seems. Lost in an entirely unfamiliar place, you soon realize you will have to rely on others to recover your lost memories. However, it seems your best bet might just be an eccentric, salty, old man who clearly has no interest in helping you. What does any of this mean? Why did this happen to you? Why are you reading these questions instead of just playing the game to experience this plot for yourself?

About a year ago I had the idea for the dumbest game, and instead of just saying, "wow, that would be a stupid game" and laughing it off, I instead started learning how to code to make that game. This is the place for the most recent working release for the handful of you that playtest this and encourage my degeneracy.